Joshua and the Gnostic teachings

Alright, folks, gather 'round as I spill the beans on Joshua - or as some might know him, Jesus - and his not-so-well-known Gnostic gospels and teachings. You see, behind that serene smile and flowing hair lies a whole world of hidden knowledge. These gospels are like secret passages into a parallel dimension of spirituality where Joshua drops truth bombs that challenge traditional religious narratives. He dances between the lines of orthodoxy with his radical ideas about the divine spark existing in all of us. Forget heaven and hell; he's all about unlocking our inner divinity through self-discovery. It's like the cosmic edition of "The Matrix," minus Keanu Reeves' leather jacket. So next time you hear people going on about the miracles and parables, remember that there's a whole other layer to old Joshie-boy waiting to be unraveled.